Wednesday, December 23, 2009

HaPPy Christmas: Lets welcome the year which is fresh...

Lets welcome the year which is fresh,

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,

Lets cherish each moment it beholds,

Lets celebrate this blessful New year.

Merry X-Mas

2010 is at the door...

2010 is at the door...
Remember
Life is short,
break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Never play with the Feelings of...

Never play with the feelings of others
bcoz you may win the Game
but you'll Surely loose the Person for Lifetime...!

!! Shakespeare !!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

That's Friendship...

Unredtsanding btewene ecah ohter
is rael fierndsihp eevn
we hvae so mnay msitkase lkie htis msseaeg,
btu i konw u cna raed wtihotu erorr.
That's Friendship.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Kyu teri khmoshi muje khamosh...

KYU TERI KHMOSHI MUJE KHAMOSH KAR JATI HAI
KYU TERI UDASI MUJE UDAS KAR JATI HAI
KYA RISHTA HAI MERA OR TERA
JO HAR PAL TERI YAAD MUJE TANHA KAR JATI HAI.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Mohabat ko Majburi ka naam mat dena...

Mohabat Ko Majburi Ka Nam Mat Dena
Haqiqat Ko Hadso Ka Nam Mat Dena
Agar DiL Main Ho Pyaar Kisi Ke Liye To
Use Kbhi Dosti Ka Nam Mat Dena

Life is only traveled Once...

Life is only traveled once
Today's Moment becomes Tomorrow's Memory
Njoy every Moment Gud or Bad
Bcoz the GIFT of LIFE is life itself.

Kashmir ki wadiyon me...

Kashmir Ki Wadiyon me
Barfili Hawaon me
Jheel Ke
Kinaare Baithe
Santa ko
Banta
Ne kha
Oye!
Hero mat ban Sweater Daal le.

Pani dekh ke Pyaas lagti hai...

Pani dekh ke Pyaas lagti hai,
Shadi dekh ke hume bhi aas lagti hai,
Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye Har jhakas ladki ki Maa Hume apni Saas lagti hai.

Never design ur character...

Never design ur character
Like a Garden where anyone can walk
Design ur character like the sky
Where everyone desire to reach.
(HITLER)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Meri Nigaho Ko Khawis he Tere Didar ki...

Meri Nigaho Ko Khwais he Tere Didar Ki
or is Dilko Tere Sath Ki
Teri Ulfat Ka Asar Kuch Yu Hua Muj Per
k Her Pal Khwais He Muje Tere Pyar Ki

Love doesnt ask, Who r u?...

Love doesnt ask
Who r u?
Love only says
U r mine
Love doesnt ask
Where do u live?
Love says
U live in my heart
Love doesnt ask
Do u love me?
Love only says
I Love u.

Monday, November 2, 2009

How To Convert Paise Into Rupees...

Aman: We'll Soon Become Rich
.
.
.

Chaman: How?
.
.
.

Aman: Tomorow My Mathematics
Teacher Will Teach Me How To Convert
Paise Into Rupees.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Na Muskurane ko ji chahta hai...

Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai
Na aansu bahane ko ji chahta hai
Aapki yaad me kya likhe bas aap k paas hi aane ko ji chahta hai.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein...

Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line "Phone a friend."
Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

KAUN KISKO DIL MAIN...

KAUN KISKO DIL MAIN JAGAH DETA HAI..
PED BHI SHUKHEY PATTEY GIRA DETA HAI…
WAKIF HAI HUM DUNIYA K RIWAZO SE...
DIL BHAR JAYE TOH HAR KOI BHULA DETA HAI….

Thursday, October 22, 2009

SoRry 4 Disturbng! Lekin...

SORRY 4 Disturbng!
Lekin Mamla urgent hai
Sita G ko Rawan
Fir uda kar le Gya hai
Hanuman G ko 1000 Bandro ki Zrurat hai
sMs padte hi Niklo!!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Wash ur Face & Wash ur Feet...

Wash ur face & wash ur feet!
Now its time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes r weak n mouth can't speak
So hope this night shall be nice & sweet.
Sweet Dreams & Good Night.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas...

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,

ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,

vishvas se bante hai Rishte,

aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,

Wishing u & ur Family

* HaPPy DIWALI *

HaPPy Diwali...

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka.....
Ujalo ka.....
Laxmi ka.....
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho.

"HaPPy Diwali"

Diwali Ki Hardik Shubhkamnayen...

Sri Ram ji Aapke ghar sukh ki Barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen,
Prem ki Phuljhari or Anaar Aapke ghar ko Roshan kare,
Roshni ke Diye Aapki zindagi me khusiyan layen.

"Diwali Ki Hardik Shubhkamnayen"

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Friendship is like Glass House...

Friendship is like a Glass House,
Costly, Rich & rare!
But once broken can't b Mended!
Even if Mended
The Crack Remains 4evr!
So keep it Safe...

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Jab Aap jaise Anmol Dost meri Zingagi me aaye...

Takdir ne chaha
Takdir ne banaya
Ussi ne muze Aap se milaya,
Khush nasib the hum ya wo pal,
Jab aap jase Anmol DOST meri zindagi me aaye.

When u get Little, You want More...

A famous poet ELIOT said:
"When u get little
You want more,
When u get more,
You desire even more,
but when u lose it, u realize
LITTLE was enough.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti...

Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti,
Hame ek pal ki rahat nahi milti,
Mil to jata hai sab kuch hame magar,
Aapki ek jhalak nahi milti.

Monday, September 28, 2009

HaPPy DASARA...

I Pray this Dasara showers upon You..
Shanti
Shakti
Samridhi
Saiyam
Sammaan
Saralta
Safalta
Sanskaar
Swaasthy
Sri Ramji Aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen.

HaPPy DASARA..!

Adharm par Dharm ki...

ADHARM par DHARM,
JHUT par SATYA,
ANYAY par NYAY
Or BURAI par ACCHAI ki vijay ho...
HaPpy Vijayadashami!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Kabhi to double-click karo...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere Pyaar ke icon pe

kabhi to double-click karo...

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Roothe jo zindagi to mana lenge...

Roothe jo zindagi to mana lenge hum,

Mile jo gum to nibha lenge hum,

Bus tum rehna saath hamare,

Pighalte Aansuon me bhi muskura lenge hum.

HaPPy NAVRATRI...

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,

KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,

NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS,

AISA Navratri UTSAV IS saal HO.


* HaPPy NAVRATRI *

EiD MUBARAK...

Yeh dua mangte he hum EID k din,

Baqi na rahe Aap ka koi gham EID k din,

Aap k Aangan me utary har roz khushion bhara chand,

or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.

* "EiD Mubarak" *

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Khayalon ko kisi ki aas rehti...

Khyalon ko kisi ki aas rahti hai,
Nigahon ko teri talash rahti hai,
Tere bina koi kami nahi hai,
Lekin Tere bagair tabiyat udas rahti hai.

Never reject a day in ur life...

Never reject a day in ur life,
Bcoz Good day gives us HaPpInEss
And Bad day gives us Experience...!
So Enjoy every day!!!

Friday, September 4, 2009

I Found everything in one Person...

I Found
Guidance,
Friendship,
Discipline
And
Love
everything, in one Person.
And that Person is You.
HaPPy Teacher's Day!

Yaado ka karawa hamesha rahega...

Yaado ka ye karawa hamesha rahega,

Door jaate hue bhi Pyaar wahi rahega,

Maff karna mill nahi sake Aapse,

Magar yakin rakhana in ankhon me intezar wahi rahega.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Dhak Dhak Dhak...

If you want to "Miss me"
If you want to "Feel me"
So...
Close your Eyes, and keep your hand on your Heart,
And
Then Listen.....
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak...
Yes! Its me!!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

HaPPy Ganesh Chaturthi

@(. = .)@
() ,jj ()
( )( /. )( )

Wishing You
Lots of HaPpiNeSs & Lord Ganesha's Blessings
On the auspicious occasion of Ganesh Chaturthi
Enjoy the festival...!
HaPPy Ganesh Chaturthi

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Jab bhi karu Dua...

Jab bhi karu Dua tere liye

Woh Dua kabul ho jaye

Agar bhul se bhi karu

Dua tujhe bhulne ki

Toh woh Dua kabul hone se pehle

khuda se bhul ho jaye.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Humare Dilki gehrai ko...

Humare Dilki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nahi,

Kitne tanha hai hum koi jaan paya hi nahi,

Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,

Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nahi.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

HaPPy INDEPENDANCE Day:

:==--..__..-=-._;
!!==--..@..-=-._;
!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!
!!
!!
!!
!!
!!""!
""""""!
""""""" JAI-HIND!

"VANDE MATARAM"

* HaPPy *

* INDEPENDANCE *

* Day *

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Swine Flu (Transmission, Symptoms & Prevention)

:: Swine Flu ::

What is Swine Flu?

Swine Flu, or Swine Influenza, is a respiratory illness in pigs caused by type A influenza virus that regularly causes flu in pigs. The viruses cause elevated levels of illness in the animals but yields a low death rate. Although the virus can happen year round, most incidences and outbreaks occur during the late fall and winter months, just like human influenza.

 

There are currently four identified main influenza type A viruses in pigs:

  • H1N1
  • H1N2
  • H3N2
  • H3N1

The most recently isolated influenza viruses from pigs have been the H1N1 viruses. The first classical swine flu virus, which is influenza type A H1N1 virus, was first identified in a pig almost 80 years ago, in 1930.

 

How Does the Flu Infect Humans?

Although most Swine Flu does not normally infect humans, sporadic human infections with swine flu do happen. Usually, transmission occurs in people with direct exposure to pigs. Influenza is thought to spread mainly person-to-person through coughing or sneezing of infected people. The most recent outbreak is of concern because there have been documented cases of one person spreading swine flu to others.

 

Transmission of Swine Flu: (How is Swine Flu spread?)

As with other flu like illnesses, Swine flu is spread as follows:

  • Coughing
  • Sneezing
  • Kissing
  • Touching infected objects
  • Touching nose, mouth and/or eyes with infected hands

 

Swine Flu Symptoms:

Symptoms of Swine flu may including all or some of the following:

  • Fever
  • Muscle aches
  • Lethargy
  • Coughing
  • Headache
  • Sore throat
  • Runny nose
  • Nausea
  • Vomiting
  • Diarrhea
  • Lack of appetite

 

Complications Of Swine Flu And Higher Risk Individuals:

Those at higher risk include those with the following:

  • Age of 65 years or older
  • Chronic health problems (such as asthma, diabetes, heart disease)
  • Pregnant women
  • Young children

Complications (for all patients but especially for those at higher risk) can include:

  • Pneumonia
  • Bronchitis
  • Sinus infections
  • Ear infections
  • Death

 

Prevention of Swine Flu:

  • Covering nose and mouth with a tissue upon coughing and sneezing followed by proper disposal of the tissue.
  • Avoiding contact with ill persons.
  • Avoiding the urge to touch nose, mouth and eyes in general.
  • Staying home form work and/or school upon onset and for the duration of symptoms.
  • Assuring adequate and thorough hand washing and use of alcohol based hand cleansers (in the absence of proper hand washing facilities).
  • Providing tissues in common areas of homes, common and public areas.
  • Encouraging pursuit of medical evaluation at earliest onset of symptoms.
  • Use of masks to those who are exhibiting symptoms or who are ill.
  • Maintenance of a 3 to 6 foot perimeter around a coughing patient.

 

 

Helpline Numbers:

All India toll free H1N1 helpline: 1075 or 1800-11-4377

Delhi: Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital: 011-24525211, 23404328, 23365525

Deen Dayal Hospital: 011-2512 5259

Chennai: Communicable Diseases Hospital - 044-25912686.

Coimbatore Medical College Hospital - 09442012555

Kolkata: Infectious Diseases Hospital: 09433392182/ 09434009077

Hyderabad: AP Chest Diseases Hospital: 040-23814939

Mumbai: Kasturba Hospital: 022-23083901, 23083902, 23083903, 23083904

Pune: Dr Naidu Infectious Disease Hospital - 09923130909

Bangalore: Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Chest Diseases - 91-80-26632634

Lakeside Hospital - 80-5360823.

 

 

Best Regards,

Ravi Tripathi


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Swine Flu:


Swine Flu


Swine Flu: The Swine Flu is a respiratory viral disease which is usually found in Pigs but can sometimes be transmitted to Humans & cause epidemics or even pandemics.

The viral strain involved is type A H1N1. The virus can be spread amongst Humans from direct contact which can occur through coughing, sneezing or contamination of hands & surfaces.

 

Symptoms of Swine flu:

  • Body aches
  • Cough
  • Chills
  • Fatigue
  • Fever
  • Headache
  • Loss of appetite
  • Muscle pain
  • Joint pain
  • Runny nose
  • Nasal congestion
  • Sore throat

Less Common Symptoms of Swine flu:

  • Vomiting
  • Diarrhea

Swine flu Complications:

  • Pneumonia
  • Respiratory failure
  • Death

Treatments for Swine flu:

*  If infected, Stay at home & avoid Travelling.

*  Don't mix with other people.

*  Separate from others, wear a face mask, keep a distance of one meter from them or stay in a separate room.

*  Separate toilet - Try to use a toilet that no-one else is using especially if you have diarrhea.

*  Wash hands regularly with soap and water.  more than 6 times a day is recommended.

*  Cover your mouth - When coughing or sneezing, cover your nose and mouth, use tissues and dispose of them immediately after use and immediately wash hands using alcohol gel or handwipes.

*  House cleaning – At least once a day, clean taps, door knobs, light switches and other parts of the house that may have been touched.

*  Don't share towels, pillows, tooth brushes or any other personal items.

*  Drink lots of fluids, rest and eat if possible.

*  Fever medications - Use paracetamol for fever if needed. Do not use aspirinin children due to the risk of Reye's syndrome.

 

 

If  is possible to Fight the Swine Flu & protect yourself & your family by using Safe Treatment & Advice.

 

Please spread this Information Around

 

 

Best Regards,

Ravi Tripathi

S.K. Somaiya College

N.S.S. UNIT


Monday, August 10, 2009

I Feel something in my Heart...

I feel something in my Heart,
It's like a little flame,
Every time I see you,
This flame lights up,
This flame is special for you,
Because I LOVE YOU!

Dont read Success story...

Dont read Success story,
Read only Failure story,
Bcoz, Failure story you get new idea to win,
From Success story you get only message.

SMS-
JOIN sMsWadi
@567678.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Holi is Colorful...

Holi is Colorful,
Diwali is Lightful & Brightful,
Rakhi has made our Relationship Powerful.

==*==<(*)>==*==

HaPPy Raksha Bandhan

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan...

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
Mujhse bhi achcha Yaar mile,
Meri Girlfriend tujhe bandhe RAKHI,
Aur ek AUR behan ka pyaar mile.

HaPPy RAKSHA BANDHAN

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Two things are never...

Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much,
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

HaPPy FrndShip Day...

Dosti woh Ehsas hai joh mitta nahi,
Dosti Parwat hai woh joh Jhukta nahi,
Iski keemat kya hai pucho Humse
Yeh woh ANMOL Moti hai joh bikta nahi.

* HaPPy FriendShip Day *

Friday, July 31, 2009

Dard Kafi Hai Bekhudi...

Dard Kafi Hai Bekhudi Ke Liye,

Maut Zaroori Hai Zindagi ke Liye,

Kaun Marta Hai Kisike Liye,

HuM To Zinda Hai Sirf Aapki Dosti Ke Liye.

Monday, July 27, 2009

3 PuPpies For You...

-.-""-. .-""-. .-""-.
( '.' ) ( 'v' ) ( 'o' )
!_=_! !_=_! !_=_i

3 PuPpies for you!
1 for ur Time pass
1 for ur Protection &
1 to Bite you if you forget me.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Sardar: what is the Name of ur...

Sardar: What is the Name of ur Car,
Lady: I forget Name but it starts from 'T'
Sardar: Oye kamaal di Gaddi he 'Tea' se start hoti hai,
Aur Hamari 'Petrol' se!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Na Mandir, Na Bhagwaan...

Na Mandir
Na Bhagwaan
Na Pooja
Na Snaan
Din hote hi hamara sabse pehla kaam
ek Pyara sa sms apne Dost ke naam.
Good Morning :-)

Saturday, July 11, 2009

A Daily Thought...

A daily thought
A silent tear
A Constant wish
that u r near
Words are few
but thoughts r deep
Memories of our friendship
i will always keep.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Tanhai Hai Pyar Me...

Tanhai Hai Pyar Me,
Barbadi Hai Pyar Me,
Bebasi Hai Pyar Me,
GaM Hai Pyar Me
Haar Bhi Hai Pyar Me,
HaMe Sab Pata Hai,
Lekin Kya Karein
HuM Bhi Hai Pyar Me...!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Sweet Heart, is Special word...

SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE,

LOVE, is special word for CARE,

CARE, is special word for FRIEND,

&

FRIEND, is special word for... 'YOU".

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Mere sanso me tum ho...

Mere sanso me tum ho,
Mere Yaadon me tum ho,
Mere Dil me bhi tum ho aur sapno me bhi tum ho,
Bas itna batado,
Kya tum BHOOT ho!

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Jise Mohabbat na ho, Usse ehsass nahi hota...

Jise Mohabbat na ho,
Usse ehsass nahi hota,
Ek chehra har ek ke liye khas nahi hota,
Koi agar nazron se door ho toh woh door nahi,
Door toh woh hai jo Dil ke paas nahi hota.

Wrap a Rainbow of joy...

Wrap a Rainbow of joy in ur Heart,
Let the Sun paint a smile on ur Face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive God's Gift of life.
Good Morning!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

If You Are A Chocolate...

If You Are A Chocolate,
You Are The Sweetest,
If You Are A Teddy
You Are The Cutest,
If You Are A Star
You Are The Brightest,
But If You Are Mine
I M The Luckiest..!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Never lose ur Self Confidence...

Confidence helps to set some aim...
But,
Self Confidence helps to achieve
that aim...
So, never lose your
Self Confidence..!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Ladka- If I kiss u & run...

Ladka- If I kiss u & run, wat vl u think?
.

Ladki- I'll think, Ek bewakoof, Jo poora paper attempt kar sakta tha,
sirf Roll no. likh k bhaag gaya!!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Rooth gaye hamare sab chahne wale...

ROOTH GAYE HAMARE SAB CHAHNE WALE,
.

ROOTH GAYE HAME AB MANANE WALE,
.

AB TOH MOBILE BHI HUMSE PUCHHTA HAI,
.

KI KAHA CHHUP GAYE TUJHKO ROZ SMS KARNE WALE.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Pyaar mein kabhi dhokha...

Wafa ke badle tum wafa hi nibhana,

Pyaar ke badle hume chhod na jana,

Karo chahe humse thodi bhi Mohabbat,

Us Pyaar mein kabhi dhokha nahi milana.

Waqt Guzarta raha par saanse thami si thi...

Waqt Guzarta raha par saanse thami si thi,
.

Muskura rahe the hum par Aankhon me nami si thi,
.

Saath hamare jahan tha saara,
.

Par na jaane kyun tumhari kami si thi.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Bhagwanse Scooter Manga To...

Bhagwanse Scooter Manga To Car Diya,
.

Ghar Manga To Bangla Diya,
.

Phone Manga To Mobile Diya,
.

Aur Jab Dost Manga To Tumhe Diya,
.

Aye Khuda Aakhri Baar Itna Zulm Kyon Kiya??

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Lovely days in my life

Lovely days in my life

.

.

Childhood days

.

.

School days

.

&

.

collage days,

.

Horrible days in my life
.
"only Exam days"

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Kitni khubsurat hai hasarat tumhari...

Kitni khubsurat hai hasarat tumhari,
.
.

Dekhiye isko nazar se hamari,
.
.

Unhe zindagi mein aur kya chahiye,
.
.

Jinhe mil gayi ho Pyari Dosti Tumhari..!

*SaiRam*

Monday, May 11, 2009

Chahat hai lekin Haqiqat nahi hai...

Chahat hai lekin
Haqiqt nahi hai
Aaj kal kisi ko kisi se
Sachi Mohabat nahi hai
Jo tumhe bhula de
Tum use bhula do
Isse behtar koi
Nasihat nahi hai.

*Vijay*

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Mother's day:

Many hugs
Only Love never Anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother!!
Thanks 4 being u.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Love:

Jalate hai hum apne Dil ko diye ki tarah
.
.

Teri Zindagi mein khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
.
.

Seh lete hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
.
.

Teri Rahon mein phool bhichane ke liye.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Sad:

Wo Yaad

Yaad Nhi Jo Tanhai Me Aati Hai

Wo Yaad

Yaad Nhi Jo Ruswai Me Aati Hai

Yaad To Wo Hai Jo Lakhon Ki Bheed Me Bhi
Tanha Kar Jati Hai.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Funny:

Chal sMs SmS khelte hai
.
.

Pehle tu kar
.
.

Phir tu kar
.
.

Phirse tu kar
.
.

Ek baar phir tu kar
.
.

Aur ek Last baar tu kar
.
.
.
.

Bas ab kal khelenge...!!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Sad:

Husn wale khub wafao ka sila dete hai
.
.

Har mod par ek jakhm naya dete hai
.
.

Dost is jahan mein koi apna nahi
.
.

Jab Aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete hai.

FriendShip:

I'm in a MISSION
.
.

Mission to forget You
.
.

Mission to never talk to You
.
.

Mission to break our friendShip
.
.

You know what is my Mission Name?

?

?

?

?

?

?

!! Mission Impossible !!

Good Morning:

Ho sakta hai Barish ke baad asma nila na ho,
.
.
.

Ho sakta hai Dhup aane pe sarso pila na ho,
.
.
.

Par ye ho hi nahi sakta ki aap sokar uthe,
.
.
.

Aur Bistar gila na ho.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Funny:

Hume to apno ne luta..

Gairo me kaha Dum tha..

Meri Haddi tab tuti..

Jab Hospital band tha..

Mujhe jis Ambulance me dala..

Uska Petrol khatam tha.....

Mujhe Rikse me bithaya..

Quki uska kiraya kam tha..

Mujhe Doctor ne uthaya..

Narso me kaha Dum tha..

Mujhe jis Bed pe litaya uske niche Bomb tha.....

Mujhe Bomb se udaya..

Goli me kaha Dum tha..

Mujhe Sadak me Dafnaya..
.
.
.
.

Kyu Yaaro batao?
.
.
.
.

Quki Kabristan me Function tha.