Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blessful New year.
Merry X-Mas
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blessful New year.
Merry X-Mas
!! Shakespeare !!
Chaman: How?
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Aman: Tomorow My Mathematics
Teacher Will Teach Me How To Convert
Paise Into Rupees.
Q: What is you father name?
Pathan: Plz Options?
A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan
Pathan: Life line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Pathan: I want to use My last life line "Phone a friend."
Kisko call karengy?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing u & ur Family
* HaPPy DIWALI *
"HaPPy Diwali"
"Diwali Ki Hardik Shubhkamnayen"
HaPPy DASARA..!
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere Pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
Mile jo gum to nibha lenge hum,
Bus tum rehna saath hamare,
Pighalte Aansuon me bhi muskura lenge hum.
KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS,
AISA Navratri UTSAV IS saal HO.
* HaPPy NAVRATRI *
Baqi na rahe Aap ka koi gham EID k din,
Aap k Aangan me utary har roz khushion bhara chand,
or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.
* "EiD Mubarak" *
Door jaate hue bhi Pyaar wahi rahega,
Maff karna mill nahi sake Aapse,
Magar yakin rakhana in ankhon me intezar wahi rahega.
Wishing You
Lots of HaPpiNeSs & Lord Ganesha's Blessings
On the auspicious occasion of Ganesh Chaturthi
Enjoy the festival...!
HaPPy Ganesh Chaturthi
Woh Dua kabul ho jaye
Agar bhul se bhi karu
Dua tujhe bhulne ki
Toh woh Dua kabul hone se pehle
khuda se bhul ho jaye.
Kitne tanha hai hum koi jaan paya hi nahi,
Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nahi.
"VANDE MATARAM"
* HaPPy *
* INDEPENDANCE *
* Day *
The most recently isolated influenza viruses from pigs have been the H1N1 viruses. The first classical swine flu virus, which is influenza type A H1N1 virus, was first identified in a pig almost 80 years ago, in 1930.
How Does the Flu Infect Humans?
As with other flu like illnesses, Swine flu is spread as follows:
Symptoms of Swine flu may including all or some of the following:
Those at higher risk include those with the following:
Complications (for all patients but especially for those at higher risk) can include:
Helpline Numbers:
All India toll free H1N1 helpline: 1075 or 1800-11-4377
Delhi: Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital: 011-24525211, 23404328, 23365525
Deen Dayal Hospital: 011-2512 5259
Chennai: Communicable Diseases Hospital - 044-25912686.
Coimbatore Medical College Hospital - 09442012555
Kolkata: Infectious Diseases Hospital: 09433392182/ 09434009077
Hyderabad: AP Chest Diseases Hospital: 040-23814939
Mumbai: Kasturba Hospital: 022-23083901, 23083902, 23083903, 23083904
Pune: Dr Naidu Infectious Disease Hospital - 09923130909
Bangalore: Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Chest Diseases - 91-80-26632634
Lakeside Hospital - 80-5360823.
Best Regards,
Ravi Tripathi
Swine Flu
Swine Flu: The Swine Flu is a respiratory viral disease which is usually found in Pigs but can sometimes be transmitted to Humans & cause epidemics or even pandemics.
The viral strain involved is type A H1N1. The virus can be spread amongst Humans from direct contact which can occur through coughing, sneezing or contamination of hands & surfaces.
Symptoms of Swine flu:
* If infected, Stay at home & avoid Travelling.
* Don't mix with other people.
* Separate from others, wear a face mask, keep a distance of one meter from them or stay in a separate room.
* Separate toilet - Try to use a toilet that no-one else is using especially if you have diarrhea.
* Wash hands regularly with soap and water. more than 6 times a day is recommended.
* Cover your mouth - When coughing or sneezing, cover your nose and mouth, use tissues and dispose of them immediately after use and immediately wash hands using alcohol gel or handwipes.
* House cleaning – At least once a day, clean taps, door knobs, light switches and other parts of the house that may have been touched.
* Don't share towels, pillows, tooth brushes or any other personal items.
* Drink lots of fluids, rest and eat if possible.
* Fever medications - Use paracetamol for fever if needed. Do not use aspirinin children due to the risk of Reye's syndrome.
If is possible to Fight the Swine Flu & protect yourself & your family by using Safe Treatment & Advice.
Please spread this Information Around
Best Regards,
Ravi Tripathi
S.K. Somaiya College
N.S.S. UNIT
SMS-
JOIN sMsWadi
@567678.
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HaPPy Raksha Bandhan
HaPPy RAKSHA BANDHAN
* HaPPy FriendShip Day *
Maut Zaroori Hai Zindagi ke Liye,
Kaun Marta Hai Kisike Liye,
HuM To Zinda Hai Sirf Aapki Dosti Ke Liye.
3 PuPpies for you!
1 for ur Time pass
1 for ur Protection &
1 to Bite you if you forget me.
LOVE, is special word for CARE,
CARE, is special word for FRIEND,
&
FRIEND, is special word for... 'YOU".
Ladki- I'll think, Ek bewakoof, Jo poora paper attempt kar sakta tha,
sirf Roll no. likh k bhaag gaya!!
ROOTH GAYE HAME AB MANANE WALE,
.
AB TOH MOBILE BHI HUMSE PUCHHTA HAI,
.
KI KAHA CHHUP GAYE TUJHKO ROZ SMS KARNE WALE.
Pyaar ke badle hume chhod na jana,
Karo chahe humse thodi bhi Mohabbat,
Us Pyaar mein kabhi dhokha nahi milana.
Muskura rahe the hum par Aankhon me nami si thi,
.
Saath hamare jahan tha saara,
.
Par na jaane kyun tumhari kami si thi.
Ghar Manga To Bangla Diya,
.
Phone Manga To Mobile Diya,
.
Aur Jab Dost Manga To Tumhe Diya,
.
Aye Khuda Aakhri Baar Itna Zulm Kyon Kiya??
Lovely days in my life
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Childhood days
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School days
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&
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collage days,
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Dekhiye isko nazar se hamari,
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.
Unhe zindagi mein aur kya chahiye,
.
.
Jinhe mil gayi ho Pyari Dosti Tumhari..!
*SaiRam*
*Vijay*
Teri Zindagi mein khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
.
.
Seh lete hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
.
.
Teri Rahon mein phool bhichane ke liye.
Yaad Nhi Jo Tanhai Me Aati Hai
Wo Yaad
Yaad Nhi Jo Ruswai Me Aati Hai
Yaad To Wo Hai Jo Lakhon Ki Bheed Me Bhi
Tanha Kar Jati Hai.
Pehle tu kar
.
.
Phir tu kar
.
.
Phirse tu kar
.
.
Ek baar phir tu kar
.
.
Aur ek Last baar tu kar
.
.
.
.
Bas ab kal khelenge...!!
Har mod par ek jakhm naya dete hai
.
.
Dost is jahan mein koi apna nahi
.
.
Jab Aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete hai.
Mission to forget You
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.
Mission to never talk to You
.
.
Mission to break our friendShip
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.
You know what is my Mission Name?
?
?
?
?
?
?
!! Mission Impossible !!
Ho sakta hai Dhup aane pe sarso pila na ho,
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.
.
Par ye ho hi nahi sakta ki aap sokar uthe,
.
.
.
Aur Bistar gila na ho.
Gairo me kaha Dum tha..
Meri Haddi tab tuti..
Jab Hospital band tha..
Mujhe jis Ambulance me dala..
Uska Petrol khatam tha.....
Mujhe Rikse me bithaya..
Quki uska kiraya kam tha..
Mujhe Doctor ne uthaya..
Narso me kaha Dum tha..
Mujhe jis Bed pe litaya uske niche Bomb tha.....
Mujhe Bomb se udaya..
Goli me kaha Dum tha..
Mujhe Sadak me Dafnaya..
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.
Kyu Yaaro batao?
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Quki Kabristan me Function tha.